She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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