can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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