we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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