i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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