I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
