I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Your penis caused this!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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