That's intense
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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