Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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