doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We had to coat check the pizza.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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