Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
