she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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