It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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