Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Gay?
German.
Pity.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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