I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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