yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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