Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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