i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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