I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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