can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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