I like to think it a success when the cops are called
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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