do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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