Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just want to make out with him forever
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So vagazzling was a success
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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