That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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