So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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