did you get engaged???
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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