i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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