Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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