I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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