I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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