We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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