His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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