if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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