How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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