its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize