Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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