So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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