I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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