You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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