Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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