I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We need to get me chipped asap
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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