I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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