I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
