I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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