But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Randomize
