There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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