Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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