it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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