i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
