Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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