super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
