That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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