question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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