Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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