I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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